Clueless in the City

The Finer Points of Torture

Here is a guide:

1. Go to the gym
2. Get some skinny ass tiny fragile looking asian girls to go along
3. Grab a step (u know, for step aerobics)
4. Conveniently forget your towel
5. Get a sweet looking japanese instructor named Noriko
6. Start to clumsily try and follow the devil instructor who is now maniacally hopping up and down while screaming at the top of her lungs "FOLLOW MEEEEEE, KEEP IT UPPP, JUMP HIGHER, FASTER, YOU CAN DOOOOO ITTTTTTTTT, COME ON GIRLS, LET'S GOOO..."
7. Watch as skinny ass tiny fragile looking asian girls are keeping up effortlessly like fricking lil' energizer botches bunnies and sweet looking japanese instructor turn into sadistic torture maven.
8. Throw in some sqauts, push ups and crunches for fun
9. Collapse from pain, exhaustion, inflammed muscles, pain, breathlessness, pain and did I mention pain?

(See you next Wednesday...)

posted by SocialButterfly @ 9:10 AM